I'm a major Steam user(sorry, guys, I am),and Impulse's sexiness drew me in, so I'm gonna try using both digital distribution platforms(screw retail). I've had a nice group of friends on Steam for about a year now. They've never seen any pictures of me, and they've never heard my voice before. I'm a very serious person, and a bit of a grammar Nazi, so none of them expected me to try any kind of prank on them. Well, I decided that I should do just that. Not just any old prank, someth...

I'm a major Steam user(sorry, guys, I am),and Impulse's sexiness drew me in, so I'm gonna try using both digital distribution platforms(screw retail). I've had a nice group of friends on Steam for about a year now. They've never seen any pictures of me, and they've never heard my voice before. I'm a very serious person, and a bit of a grammar Nazi, so none of them expected me to try any kind of prank on them. Well, I decided that I should do just that. Not just any old prank, someth...