I'm a major Steam user(sorry, guys, I am),and Impulse's sexiness drew me in, so I'm gonna try using both digital distribution platforms(screw retail). I've had a nice group of friends on Steam for about a year now. They've never seen any pictures of me, and they've never heard my voice before. I'm a very serious person, and a bit of a grammar Nazi, so none of them expected me to try any kind of prank on them.

Well, I decided that I should do just that. Not just any old prank, something *different*, something you can only do to online friends. Here are some exerpts from conversations I had with my friends after changing my Steam username and my description of myself from Facelord(and Nicholas) to Tiffany. :3

Here's the internet address of my Steam profile, so you can see what I did: http://steamcommunity.com/id/nicholas_3445

3:06 PM - D4QP ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Tiffany?
3:07 PM - D4QP ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Sory, forgot you couldn't talk ingame.
3:07 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖:
3:07 PM - D4QP ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: sorry
3:07 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: That's not the issue.
3:07 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: You know how guys are usually jerks to girls when they play online games?
3:07 PM - D4QP ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Not really
3:07 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Well, I'm not exactly a Nicholas. -.-
3:09 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Girls sometimes say they are guys to escape gender discrimination online, and I decided I'm done with that. I have too many friends now to keep up the elaborate lie.
3:09 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: So, yeah, I'm Tiffany. Hola.
3:10 PM - D4QP ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Ok
3:10 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Yup.
3:11 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: So, you've played 30+ hours of TF2 these past two weeks, but your stats with specific characters are pretty low.
3:11 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Do you just leave the menu up or something?
3:11 PM - D4QP ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: I've reset my stats multiple times

Normal banter followed, and I revealed the really real truth to him after talking to him a bit. I told him not to reveal it to anyone, and he agreed said he had to go for a while(his mother wanted him).

Next up, my friend Dr. Nick.

3:15 PM - DR.NICK: wow
3:15 PM - DR.NICK: is that y u never had mic
3:16 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Not quite.
3:16 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: That is a bit of a factor, though.
3:16 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: I COULD pretend I'm a 13 year-old boy, and that would also function for me.
3:17 PM - DR.NICK: lol
3:17 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: So no more guy personality online. :[
3:17 PM - DR.NICK: lol
3:17 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: It was so fun, too.
3:17 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: I just didn't feel comfortable keeping it up.
3:18 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: *that's what she said*
3:18 PM - DR.NICK: lol i woulda never known
DR.NICK is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
3:18 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: I'm not really a pansy-ish girl, either.
3:21 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: What were you thinking when you saw my name?
3:21 PM - DR.NICK: idk
3:21 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: I thought it was strange that you treated me exactly the same as usual.
3:21 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: I hope everyone else does.
3:21 PM - DR.NICK: hopefully

I told him the truth when I learned he wouldn't be online later, and he lol'd.

While all of that's going on, my 'friend' Andrew decided my new profile image and name are too sexy to hold back from trying to cyber with me. I'm gonna replace the inappropriate words in this section with names of nearby cities here in Texas.

4:01 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: This is epic.
4:03 PM - Andrew: yes
4:03 PM - Andrew: and quite -Bullard-
4:03 PM - Andrew licks
4:03 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖:
4:04 PM - Andrew gropes -Longview-
4:04 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖ gropes your tiny mushroom -Coffee City-. {that's an insult, not me going along with it}
4:04 PM - Andrew blushes
4:04 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖ feels really, really weird and wonders if 'partner' is being funny or not.
4:05 PM - Andrew: maaaaybeee
4:05 PM - Andrew: im half and half
4:05 PM - Andrew: im totally willing to, but ill keep it "funny" if you wish
4:05 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: I'd rather not do that at all, actually.
4:05 PM - Andrew:
4:05 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: I don't cyber, and I'd rather not do that with a guy my first time.
4:06 PM - Andrew: do yu has any clue how hard it is to find a girl for such?
4:06 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Not hard at all.
4:06 PM - Andrew: :/
4:06 PM - Andrew: meh
4:06 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Go to Gaia Online, and they'll swarm you.
4:06 PM - Andrew: your loss
4:09 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: www.gaiaonline.com {redirecting him to move his attention away}
4:09 PM - Andrew: oh
4:09 PM - Andrew: um
4:09 PM - Andrew: its
4:09 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Seriously, if you wanna cyber go there.
4:10 PM - Andrew: its kind of hard for me...
4:10 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: That's what she said.
4:10 PM - Andrew: well that is not helping my urge to come onto you at all
4:10 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Alrighty.
4:10 PM - Andrew: who said i didnt enjoy it
4:10 PM - Andrew:

So I guess my joke backfired a bit here. Well, uh... yeah, it did.

My friend Pendulum finally came online! WHOO I totally fooled him. :3

I censored the vulgar language with  so I wouldn't have to mark this post with the Adult Content option.

6:22 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: I have something I need to tell you.
6:22 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: who is this
6:22 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Facelord.
6:22 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: oh
6:22 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: k
6:23 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: :/
6:23 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: tiffany???
6:23 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Sometimes girls say they are guys online to escape gender discrimination, and I've decided to end that. I'm Tiffany. Yup.
6:23 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: lol
6:23 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: ok
6:24 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: shut up nick lol
6:24 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Believe what you want.
6:24 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: k ur still nick to me btw
6:24 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: idc if u are a girl ur still nick
6:25 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Geez, I take forever coming up with a name for myself online and I'm still called Nick, huh? :[
6:25 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: lol
6:26 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: if U ARE being serious itl take me awhile b4 i call u tiffany
6:26 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: i cant tell if someone is lying over the internet lol
6:26 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: My friend Nick bought the original HL pack and gave me this account as a gift, and I've had bad experiences with people online, so I just said I was Nick.
6:26 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: oh rly?
6:27 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Sorry it took so long to say so. I didn't think it would matter at first.
6:27 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: oh w/e if you are ing with me i will go along with it and if your not well then , cool
6:27 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: well good bye nick and HELLO tiffany
6:28 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Right.
6:28 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: well that explains why u didnt like the 4chan pics i sent you lol {the memories...}
6:28 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: lol this is uber sudden
6:29 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: And on the mic:
6:29 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: I do have one.
6:29 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: And it is broken.
6:29 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: use it
6:29 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: It's broken.
6:30 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: ah OH BTW
6:30 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: I would have just said that I had a juvenile voice if I used it.
6:30 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: im trying to fix my monitor problem and im now using a 12 inch monitor to see if it works
6:30 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: lol
6:30 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Wow.
6:30 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: alright alright your a girl im coll with that
6:31 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: This is too easy. -.-
6:31 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: I'm Nick.
6:31 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Wow.
6:31 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ:  YOU
6:31 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: i ing knew it
6:31 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: Of course you did.
6:31 PM - Ψ p̲ἒ̲ᾕ̲ḍ Ψ: i wont tell anyone btw
6:31 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: I already tricked D4QP and Dr.Nick.
6:31 PM - Tiffany ๖ۣۜSyphon๖: This is gonna be epic.

I'm gonna keep the Tiffany persona until Tuesday, when my other friends come online(they are at Disneyland for some band thingie). I'll freak out minor friends on servers I frequent until then.

If anyone has any stories to tell, post away!    Enjoy!